"Do You Accept Pharma As Your Lord and Savior?"
An important message from a representative of The Church Of Pharma
Hello, I’m a Representative from The Church of Pharma with an important message to share with you today.
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Hello, I'm a representative from the Church of Pharma, and I’m here to spread the joyful news of salvation that our vaccines offer to every single person in every single nation. This salvation doesn’t depend on your present circumstances or your past behavior, so do you have a moment to discuss accepting Pharma as your Lord and Savior? Lord Pharma’s burden is easy, and his yolk is light, because we think for you, and tell you what is wrong and right. No need to listen to your body, and figure out what’s best for you, just trust our scientists, they’re so much smarter than you. In the church of Pharma, you never have to change your diet, and if you have a toxic lifestyle, you don’t need fight it. Nature can’t help you, and our experts agree: the only way to health is better living with chemistry. So ignore the false prophets, who talk about vitamins A, D, and C. And ignore the doctors who treat patients with zinc and NAC. We’ve silence them because they have nothing valid to say -- why would you want to heal with nature, when you can have genetically modified mRNA? Some people say we’ve taken science a little bit too far, that we may have created the biological equivalent of the yellow star. But that’s just a conspiracy theory and vaccine misinformation -- we would never sell products that led to deaths or castration. There are those who say our claims are *a bit* financially biased and baseless. But don’t listen to them… they’re all racist! Even the black ones, and the Native Americans -- I mean they’re just suicidal if they don’t trust us, Lord Pharma has always been at the forefront of civil rights and social justice. Well yes, there was the Tuskegee experiment and forced sterilization. But now we just help little brown children in third world nations Thanks to generous funding from the Gates Foundation. And yes, it’s true, we spend billions lobbying and buying-out politicians. We largely fund medical schools and bribe your family physicians. But that’s because we care about you, can’t you see? Look at all the good we do with all of our hard-earned money. You can trust me, Lord Pharma doesn’t have any agenda. He’s just here to save lives, from Canada to Kenya. So will you join us and become a member of our church? You’ll find complete inner peace, because you’ll never need to do your own research. And should any side effects from the vaccines occur, that just means it’s working, all our expert concur! Sure, there have been a few coincidental heart attacks and casualties. Also, mass menstrual disorders, but that’s just a global anomaly. So don’t watch the videos where magnets stick to vaccinated arms. and ignore doctors who discuss pharmaceutical harms. After all, what you don’t know can’t hurt you, and our fact-checkers have verified that’s true. Plus, How stupid do you have to be, to listen to anyone who’s not part of the CDC? Should you start to feel a twinge of distress or anxiety, don’t worry, we can make you very comfortable with your compliancy. We’ve got acid blockers, viagra, and antidepressants, sleeping pills, statins, and appetite suppressants. Just swallow our pills and the promises they bring -- When you’re in the church of Pharma, you don’t have to feel a thing. So be a good neighbor, and just take the shot. Don’t question the fact-checkers or the politicians who we’ve bought. As a member of our church, you can live happily ever after, all you need to do is accept Pharma as your lifelong Lord and Master. So join our flock today and become one of Lord Pharma’s sheep... ...life is so much better when you’re under our keep.
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